mercury, grimsley / grimmie*src: like a dragon/yakuza (goro majima)
species: hisuian zoroark
age: mid-late 30sish.
nature: naughty * selective contexts. has an extra proxy for when usin she/her & prefers goin by grimmie when using she/her. ** also has a proxy fer when havin it/its days. yes he has 3 proxies. yes my life's fuckin weird.
oh, you know. honest to god if you dont know his source i dont know how to explain him hes kind of insane. hes like tvtropes Interplay of Sex and Violence. really, really blunt an foul mouthed; somehow he swears more than ALL of us and that is a hard bar to surpass but also he just generally says weird shit if he senses itll catch you off guard. if you continue to be unphased hell probably then glue himself to you cheerfully.
i prefer keepin' my cards close ta my chest but on the whole unless 's obvious, an it'll be obvious, 'm generally NOT tryin' ta pick fights 24/7 anymore an i just talk like that. professional "guy who does too many random jobs" an also professional slut. havin two eyes remains weird ta me now. i like vinyls an city pop an violence an wrestlin an baseball an men. an drag! actually i like a lotta shit honestly. cheesy horror flicks, horror games, dragons, one specific dragon... the reviews from miles an klavvy: 'guy who's shockinly good with kids an repeatedly denies this fact' 'i cannot believe a former organized crime boss is one of the sweetest people here but gets so mad if ya point this out he'll go outta his way ta annoy ya till ya go back on it'.
he likes rollerskating and arcades and dancing in general and karaoke too. and kuromi he REALLY loves kuromi. honestly despite the fact he tries very hard to be a pointy ball of sharp things hes pretty fun and social; also he goes by the bodys name (miles) very happily which has lead to some jokes about him namesharing with edgeworth. he likes messing with the lawyers a lot on account of being a former organized crime patriarch i guess. it was sincerely kind of hard to find him an english name because he was very attached to the gm branding i'll have you know.
